JimmyR’s extra rules:

 

37.    If there’s a chick in the band, she’s fucking the guitar player

38.    Never call the bartender/waitress and ignorant slut over the microphone.

39.    If your parents/aunts/uncles do come to the gig, make sure their reserved table is in the BACK!

40.    Never do shots until the last set.

41.    If you can’t make the crowd love you, then make the crowd hate you.  At least they will remember you.

42.    Never play “Mustang Sally” more than once a night. 

43.    Never play “Play that Funky Music White Boy” ever.

44.    Don’t set up a fan so it blows your hair as you play.  It makes you look gay.

JimmyR

2/18/2003